matthewsagan:

i’m great at guessing people’s weights here just sit on my face

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nitrqin:

I wonder if I ever caught someones attention. Even if I was just walking among the crowd, I wonder if they wanted to get to know me or anything like that.

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abeautyinyourresistance:

All I want is an apartment in a city, a decent job, a pet, WiFi, TV and someone to have sex with.

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fruitcrocs:

when someone repeats a joke you just said and they get the credit for it

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bbbambi:

Happy Siren Saturday! (Plus Athena! :D) #cosplay #PAX #borderlands

maybe this year ill find a boyfriend [audience laughs in the background]

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