i’m great at guessing people’s weights here just sit on my face
I wonder if I ever caught someones attention. Even if I was just walking among the crowd, I wonder if they wanted to get to know me or anything like that.
All I want is an apartment in a city, a decent job, a pet, WiFi, TV and someone to have sex with.
when someone repeats a joke you just said and they get the credit for it
maybe this year ill find a boyfriend [audience laughs in the background]